Track Quote of the Day

[ROZ ONE]

Please enter your best Quotes .. Please keep it PG

[lxmodguy]

It's pretty much stock.......how much you wanna run for again??

[pee wee]

He placed second in a 2 car race.

[surfer1420]

Heard at the TMCC race Sunday, "I don't know, the Deadman Car and the Mustang". Thanks for the laugh Sparky.

[wtfot]

I have not been beat....yet

[Psycho300]

"I think he's running nitrous I can smell it!"

[AdamkSRT8]

Yea its a Saturn. Yea that's a Chevy 350 in it.

[Lady Death]

"Why's he going so slow? Did he just break his car? I heard him purge..."

[ToKeNrEdHeAd]

That fat ass looks good going down the track! - Amarillo buddy referring to '72 Nova

[Chuck466]

Don't make me break out my fast ride :3-smash:

[345 Hemi]

Why is there a hot dog on your manifold?

[Psycho300]

Back in the day when I was running Nitrous on my Eclipse...

Mustang Guy: Run me off the bottle
Me: Sure, run me on 4 plugs

[HEMI TX]

“My ET would have been so much better if I had cut a good light”. :confused:

[Psycho300]

"I think I peed a little when I took your car down the track!"

[surfer1420]

"I think I peed a little when I took your car down the track!"
This is a true quote, I was there when it was said. LOL

[AdamkSRT8]

"I think I peed a little when I took your car down the track!"

Haha that's so funny. I was nervous my first time Down the track too. Had to pee like a race horse. :bananalama:

[Psycho300]

Haha that's so funny. I was nervous my first time Down the track too. Had to pee like a race horse. :bananalama:

Lol, heres the story behind it..

Ash had been racing her R/T Challenger all night and asked if she could take mine down the track. After some begging I agree'ed, and told her traction control is staying on. Then told her, just so you know this car is nothing like your car. So be ready when you punch her, she will slide out a little and hook just enough to pull extremely hard.

She gets prepared, both hands on the wheel and pushed back into the seat. The lights drop (Im in the car filming by the way) She launches and my dumb ass forgets to heed my own warning to be firmly planted in the seat. So I get slammed back and slap my head on the headrest and she's off. We cross the finish and I look up at the time and turn to her to tell her good run. As she turns to face me she has this deer in the headlights look still strangling the steering wheel and first words out her mouth were. "I think I peed a little"

Lol

[MikeChally]

lol, heres the story behind it..

Ash had been racing her r/t challenger all night and asked if she could take mine down the track. After some begging i agree'ed, and told her traction control is staying on. Then told her, just so you know this car is nothing like your car. So be ready when you punch her, she will slide out a little and hook just enough to pull extremely hard.

She gets prepared, both hands on the wheel and pushed back into the seat. The lights drop (im in the car filming by the way) she launches and my dumb ass forgets to heed my own warning to be firmly planted in the seat. So i get slammed back and slap my head on the headrest and she's off. We cross the finish and i look up at the time and turn to her to tell her good run. As she turns to face me she has this deer in the headlights look still strangling the steering wheel and first words out her mouth were. "i think i peed a little"

lol

great story! Lol

[Lady Death]

Haha true story :)

[BabyHawk]

hahahaha i believe it!!!

[lxmodguy]

Tonight at Dallas Raceway - kinda a quote, more of a conversation

Mustang owner "you wanna line em up"
Me "sure, I have never had this down the track before, but it should be fun"
Mustang owner "let me go turn the bottle on first"
me "whatever, I am just here to have fun with my new toy"
Mustang Owner "should be a good race"
Me "yup"

scoreboard Mustang Owner - 13.78 Me 12.59

I love random conversations with people. I wish I would have had the Bee, he would have been seriously butt hurt when the big 4 door crazy waxed him

[DFWHemi21]

"I think he threw a Vagfluxcapacitor. It near the intake of the exhaust port".

@Yellowbelly years ago.

[RandTx]

When I won first round Sunday
and the timeslip girl handed me my win slip just smiled and said:
"you didn't even run a time trial."

[ROZ ONE]

Man you just got your best ET ever ( Ya i was spinning like crazy )

[Psycho300]

Not a quote but quotable silence and a long stare lol..

Last Thursday, last race of the night. I pulled up next to a fox body mustang. He had drag radials, drag rims, open exhuast and the whole nine going for him. Basically his proven race car versus my grocery getter on cheap street tires.

We line up and we are off... I tree him, but he took me to the 60' but took him at the end.

Well we pull up to the slip shack and the guy goes to give me the winning white slip and right before I grab for it he pulls it back and fumbles for the yellow slip after he sees the car im in. I look at him crazy. He then looks back at the mustang and you see the look of wtf come across his face. He then scratches his head looks at my car again. Scans the back window for the number to make sure he isnt going crazy and goes hmmmph and hands me the winning white slip lol.

I lmao coming into the pits.... And that is why I love going to the track!

[345 Hemi]

Nice!

[RandTx]

We'll call this PG 13

From a few weeks back at Northstar's TMCCC race

Quote Mike L
"Well that's first time I got some pussy going down the track"

That was in hindsight after he calmed down.

What had happened was 2nd time trial as he was crossing the finish in his 7's sec 67 camaro... a spinning ball of claws and teeth aka a CAT jumped out from behind his dash and took to attacking his legs.
Of course he didn't know what it was as he was flying across the finish line with helmet on when you can even see your legs.
and right after with eyes as bigg as saucers about all he could get out was CAT... CAT... freaking CAT!!!! as he was pointing to his bloddy leggs.

Figures it got in there at home, made the trailer trip out, staying in there through the 1st time trial then at the end of that 2nd run decided it'd had enough of that mess and went to war...
Man I'd have a heart attack if some like that happened to me.

[ROZ ONE]

HAHA I remember that that was sooo funny

[surfer1420]

Man you just got your best ET ever ( Ya i was spinning like crazy )
Not all together true, but some what factual

[lxmodguy]

Last night from a Camaro owner (real nice guy)

"Man, I heard those things were that fast, but I didn't believe it until I saw it in person"

[Lady Death]

I have NO idea who said this little gem:

"Quick let's go by that loud car so i can fart"

:)

[karh4ck3r]

lxmodguy: "I noticed when you left for your second pass there was pool of oil under your car."

[ROZ ONE]

Power can over come a bad light

[Lady Death]

Kalems version of a challenger: "nanananananna CHIRP!"

[AdamkSRT8]

"all you needed was a rabbit to chase!"

[surfer1420]

"all you needed was a rabbit to chase!"
I'll be your "Rabbit", lol. Since you were chasing me anyway. LOL

[AdamkSRT8]

Ha ha ha. It was my instructor talking about me chasing down a lotus Elise

[AdamkSRT8]

Ha ha ha. It was my. Instructor talking about me chasing down a lotus Elise